Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Barbershop Talk pt 3
Ashley
"VOULEZ VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SORI?" - "DID SHE JUST SPIT SOME EXOTIC SHIT?" - Ya its french?- you french? - naa im just a boogie b*tch- haha just playin ima real sweet chick - especially if ya lick my cl*t- i can leave my sugar on ya top lip... - i mean are you just going stare or can i sit? ....so what are yall doin? talkin shit? - let me guess braggin about the chicks yall hit?..
Monty
whats good mama? dont u come up in here startin drama! shit but me and john just talkin bout some shit u dont need to hear... we talkin bout some shit thats too graphic for ya pretty lil ears... but u talkin bout all that clit lickin and shit! im a fool with the tongue but im a beast with my dick! just a lil tip to ya... i can hit it from the back, grab ya hips! thats how i will do ya! by the way, my name's monty aka mr. metric ruler *wink*
John
WOOO... monty don't do that to her... I don't think she ready... You must have her confused with Becky... Real Name Sherri... but you know y we don't call her by her name... But Ms. I Want my clit licked if you think you can handle the conversation... please join in with no hesitation... cuz that was a bold statement and if you look just as good as you do now naked... my tongue might find a new spot to vacation...
Ashley
Well .. vacation on this blasian - yeah im black and asian - why dont you put ya tongue down there and give me that good sensation - nice to meet you monty aka mr metric ruler - is that ya phone in ya pocket or am i really given you a boner ;) - well now what your name- john it is - its nice to meet you guys - whats up for tonight? - yall thinkin Minaj? - lets find a room and close the door - ima mind freak - now monty i heard your bodys yours?
Monty
oowee john yeah i remember lil beck, ms blasian no disrespect but she was bad! ass was so big i bet if u poked that bitch with a pin it would deflate and sag! but nah no boner... just natural package... and with my package i will ship u to another world... yeah im a savage! yeah i will ravage... you! i can mike tyse ya pussy til its black and blue! and we can do a minaj... im down... but im the selfish type! i aint the one to clown around! im somethin serious in the sheets... haha john u remember that time with old girl monique?!
John
How can I forget Monique aka Monique Da Skeet… Wettin up all the sheets with a taste so sweet… But Ms. Ashley… so you’re a mind freak I see… How sweet… you want to see how our thoughts process…That’s cool cuz I’m tired of havin just sex… my conversation alone could get you wet…there’s never been one to reach me mentally that’s why I’m always on to the next… but shit… I’ll caress your mental… how you want it? Complex or simple… we can talk Haiti or Nintendo… what you tryin to get into…
Ashley
hold up hold up these girls aint me - you kno what monty you remind me of this dude - matter fact a couple - they spit the same sh*t you do. but thats not nothin new.. guys come in groups lames xtra lames and then theres you. just playin my n*g - im just feelin a lil disrespected - yall talkin about chicks i have nothing to do with - but ole girl monique is a real cool chick- i remember her saying somtin about you and your d*ck.....mmm...[thinks] ..[giggles] nothin - oo john mind sex is so much better - the deeper the better - the more complex the wetter - i get - thats the best way to please this chick.play with my brain - stimulate it all day - four play - lets create words and role play..now what do ya say?
Monty
but the thing is ash these niggas AINT me! they can NEVER be me! im more than just word play... i can take u higher than where birds play... i can make u get wetter than a fish in the sea.... see me... i can stimulate every inch of ya body... even the place u think... but i dont mean no disrespect... aint no need to TRY to put me in check! lol before i yell NEXT! just playin witcha baby girl.... but back to the freaky shit.... with my tongue i can play witcha pearl!
John
Wait… she said mind sex… now if you know me I don’t mind… sex… LOL just playin… I know what you mean… and it would be my pleasure to get in between your mental and physical… we might create something spiritual all within the comfort of my living room… candles lit… dinner maybe…? maybe not…?you pick the topic… I pick the spot… It’s getting hot… Monty talkin that ol freaky shit… and I won’t mention no other chicks as long as you allow me to be the person you share your secrets with… So what it is? You want my full attention… Monty we can talk about ya girl nem later pimpin… Ashley has gained my interest…
Ashley
Touche' my n*g i didnt mean to jump to conclusions - but you was just runnin the same game im use to - i guess you just goin to have to just prove it ;) - John im glad i sparked your interest - now listen and pay attention if you miss one sentence you might not get it. - im ashleysade' and i love to go deep - in the mind and in the sheets if you can satisfy that - then you can please - me- btw did i tell yall im a queen- i love to be treated like royalty - and i love to satisfy my king.. but he cant do that tongue thing - thats the only thing im missing.. ..sigh..
Monty
well ashleysade' i can treat u like a queen and more... i can please u more... stimulate the freak in u from mind to toe until u start to pour... if royalty u want then royalty u get... as long as u can reciprocate, by my side u can fit... cuz i plan on going to the top and i dont need a chick who aint down... cuz love, im another world bound! u comin with? see this aint no shit that these other niggas spit! and i dont just spit i make shit happen... while these lame niggas laughin thats all im doin is lappin! around these lames... but i can be ya king that'll make u scream my name... mentally cuz i can please u physically... ima be blount and just say... *ahem* I CAN EAT THE FUCK OUTCHA PUSSY!
John
Son she told me pay attention I might miss it… I got credit… I’ll catch it if I miss it… there’s no declining with me… soo… deep in the mind and the sheets… is like a wet dream… get it…naaa…you probably missed it…And QUEEN… you don’t know how long I’ve been looking for a queen… I’ll have you Cummin in America Like Hakeem… automatic… no Semi... give me… one night… and you might just fall in love instantly… and if ya man can’t please ya… leave um…You can be the student I’ll be the teacher… matter fact… scratch that… I’ve been dying to learn something new… so show me what you can do… let’s play chess… you make the first move… show me you’re the queen… let me know you’re the truth…
Ashley
Man are yall sure we in a barbershop - cuz i feel like im losing my top- so much commotion -yall like the battle between my logic and emotion- See monty you got my body and John you got my mind -see- yall we make the perfect Minaj 3 - haha that can be the name of our team! -lets cut straight to the point - we all freaks- and its obvious we love sex and poetry- words and floetry -expressin our inner seed and fuckin in the sheets- thats a combination of us three - we need to build our dynasty and rule the world with our creativity - yall with me ?
Monty
I'm with u Ashley but u don't need 2 kings! All u need is me and I'll hold u down for eternity see.... I'm the nigga to please u! I can teach u some shit that'll make u wanna repent! my dick so good u can say it was heaven sent! But don't get bent outta shape ma... I just wanna know how much u can take nah... cuz I'm a big boy ya dig? U can keep the toys in the drawer when I come through with the dick...
John
So I have your mind now I want your body... Let me inside it... You want it. Don't hide it... I aint with the fighting the decision is urs...I guess mr. Sharing is caring can't back up his words... No worries cuz I got the most important part... your mind... As soon as he buy that wine... I just creep up from behind... Word to biggie if I hit it... You'll be scratchin and kickin...you'll love when I lick it cuz my tongue is addictive... I stick it in deep ur right I'm a freak... And I love to eat... Shine my lips up like grease...
Ashley
HaHa these games are fun - but i came here to get my eyebrows done - yall dudes can run - some game - cuz yall almost drove me insane - trying to figure out which one ima let bang - but im not going to fall for the tricks and land on yalls dicks - cuz ima be the topic of conversation of ya next barbershop trip - "man you remember that chick" - "the mind freak bitch - yeah i hit" - and then exposin my shit. haha yall silly boys tricks are for kids and treats are for me - once you satisfy my sugar craving - then you can [taste] my treat but you can't have the full [queen].... [peace]
Monty
wwoooowww... son.... i gotta get her! i aint never have no chick to pull that shit so i gotta get with her! she got game like ray... allen and denzel! hell, over her i'll go to jail! lol she got attitude and plus she fuckin fine! thats y i gotta make her mine! after i get this line i gotta go after her.... FUCK SHE FINE!!!!!
John
Lol ya man she bad I can't lie she was the best sex I never had... Look at her over there in that chair gettin her eyebrows done... She put us in our place she got to be the one... I tell u what u betta run cuz if ur not done when she's done I'ma crush ur chances like big pun... Fuck a hair cut... Ill come back tomorrow... I have a feelin she feelin me...she just playin the hard role... Puttin on a poker face like lady gaga... But if I play my cards right... She might let me holla... But I aint trippin... It is what it is... I'm up next... I'm holla at ya kid... Peace
Monty
iight son... one! fuck it! she right .. this shit just for fun!
"VOULEZ VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SORI?" - "DID SHE JUST SPIT SOME EXOTIC SHIT?" - Ya its french?- you french? - naa im just a boogie b*tch- haha just playin ima real sweet chick - especially if ya lick my cl*t- i can leave my sugar on ya top lip... - i mean are you just going stare or can i sit? ....so what are yall doin? talkin shit? - let me guess braggin about the chicks yall hit?..
Monty
whats good mama? dont u come up in here startin drama! shit but me and john just talkin bout some shit u dont need to hear... we talkin bout some shit thats too graphic for ya pretty lil ears... but u talkin bout all that clit lickin and shit! im a fool with the tongue but im a beast with my dick! just a lil tip to ya... i can hit it from the back, grab ya hips! thats how i will do ya! by the way, my name's monty aka mr. metric ruler *wink*
John
WOOO... monty don't do that to her... I don't think she ready... You must have her confused with Becky... Real Name Sherri... but you know y we don't call her by her name... But Ms. I Want my clit licked if you think you can handle the conversation... please join in with no hesitation... cuz that was a bold statement and if you look just as good as you do now naked... my tongue might find a new spot to vacation...
Ashley
Well .. vacation on this blasian - yeah im black and asian - why dont you put ya tongue down there and give me that good sensation - nice to meet you monty aka mr metric ruler - is that ya phone in ya pocket or am i really given you a boner ;) - well now what your name- john it is - its nice to meet you guys - whats up for tonight? - yall thinkin Minaj? - lets find a room and close the door - ima mind freak - now monty i heard your bodys yours?
Monty
oowee john yeah i remember lil beck, ms blasian no disrespect but she was bad! ass was so big i bet if u poked that bitch with a pin it would deflate and sag! but nah no boner... just natural package... and with my package i will ship u to another world... yeah im a savage! yeah i will ravage... you! i can mike tyse ya pussy til its black and blue! and we can do a minaj... im down... but im the selfish type! i aint the one to clown around! im somethin serious in the sheets... haha john u remember that time with old girl monique?!
John
How can I forget Monique aka Monique Da Skeet… Wettin up all the sheets with a taste so sweet… But Ms. Ashley… so you’re a mind freak I see… How sweet… you want to see how our thoughts process…That’s cool cuz I’m tired of havin just sex… my conversation alone could get you wet…there’s never been one to reach me mentally that’s why I’m always on to the next… but shit… I’ll caress your mental… how you want it? Complex or simple… we can talk Haiti or Nintendo… what you tryin to get into…
Ashley
hold up hold up these girls aint me - you kno what monty you remind me of this dude - matter fact a couple - they spit the same sh*t you do. but thats not nothin new.. guys come in groups lames xtra lames and then theres you. just playin my n*g - im just feelin a lil disrespected - yall talkin about chicks i have nothing to do with - but ole girl monique is a real cool chick- i remember her saying somtin about you and your d*ck.....mmm...[thinks] ..[giggles] nothin - oo john mind sex is so much better - the deeper the better - the more complex the wetter - i get - thats the best way to please this chick.play with my brain - stimulate it all day - four play - lets create words and role play..now what do ya say?
Monty
but the thing is ash these niggas AINT me! they can NEVER be me! im more than just word play... i can take u higher than where birds play... i can make u get wetter than a fish in the sea.... see me... i can stimulate every inch of ya body... even the place u think... but i dont mean no disrespect... aint no need to TRY to put me in check! lol before i yell NEXT! just playin witcha baby girl.... but back to the freaky shit.... with my tongue i can play witcha pearl!
John
Wait… she said mind sex… now if you know me I don’t mind… sex… LOL just playin… I know what you mean… and it would be my pleasure to get in between your mental and physical… we might create something spiritual all within the comfort of my living room… candles lit… dinner maybe…? maybe not…?you pick the topic… I pick the spot… It’s getting hot… Monty talkin that ol freaky shit… and I won’t mention no other chicks as long as you allow me to be the person you share your secrets with… So what it is? You want my full attention… Monty we can talk about ya girl nem later pimpin… Ashley has gained my interest…
Ashley
Touche' my n*g i didnt mean to jump to conclusions - but you was just runnin the same game im use to - i guess you just goin to have to just prove it ;) - John im glad i sparked your interest - now listen and pay attention if you miss one sentence you might not get it. - im ashleysade' and i love to go deep - in the mind and in the sheets if you can satisfy that - then you can please - me- btw did i tell yall im a queen- i love to be treated like royalty - and i love to satisfy my king.. but he cant do that tongue thing - thats the only thing im missing.. ..sigh..
Monty
well ashleysade' i can treat u like a queen and more... i can please u more... stimulate the freak in u from mind to toe until u start to pour... if royalty u want then royalty u get... as long as u can reciprocate, by my side u can fit... cuz i plan on going to the top and i dont need a chick who aint down... cuz love, im another world bound! u comin with? see this aint no shit that these other niggas spit! and i dont just spit i make shit happen... while these lame niggas laughin thats all im doin is lappin! around these lames... but i can be ya king that'll make u scream my name... mentally cuz i can please u physically... ima be blount and just say... *ahem* I CAN EAT THE FUCK OUTCHA PUSSY!
John
Son she told me pay attention I might miss it… I got credit… I’ll catch it if I miss it… there’s no declining with me… soo… deep in the mind and the sheets… is like a wet dream… get it…naaa…you probably missed it…And QUEEN… you don’t know how long I’ve been looking for a queen… I’ll have you Cummin in America Like Hakeem… automatic… no Semi... give me… one night… and you might just fall in love instantly… and if ya man can’t please ya… leave um…You can be the student I’ll be the teacher… matter fact… scratch that… I’ve been dying to learn something new… so show me what you can do… let’s play chess… you make the first move… show me you’re the queen… let me know you’re the truth…
Ashley
Man are yall sure we in a barbershop - cuz i feel like im losing my top- so much commotion -yall like the battle between my logic and emotion- See monty you got my body and John you got my mind -see- yall we make the perfect Minaj 3 - haha that can be the name of our team! -lets cut straight to the point - we all freaks- and its obvious we love sex and poetry- words and floetry -expressin our inner seed and fuckin in the sheets- thats a combination of us three - we need to build our dynasty and rule the world with our creativity - yall with me ?
Monty
I'm with u Ashley but u don't need 2 kings! All u need is me and I'll hold u down for eternity see.... I'm the nigga to please u! I can teach u some shit that'll make u wanna repent! my dick so good u can say it was heaven sent! But don't get bent outta shape ma... I just wanna know how much u can take nah... cuz I'm a big boy ya dig? U can keep the toys in the drawer when I come through with the dick...
John
So I have your mind now I want your body... Let me inside it... You want it. Don't hide it... I aint with the fighting the decision is urs...I guess mr. Sharing is caring can't back up his words... No worries cuz I got the most important part... your mind... As soon as he buy that wine... I just creep up from behind... Word to biggie if I hit it... You'll be scratchin and kickin...you'll love when I lick it cuz my tongue is addictive... I stick it in deep ur right I'm a freak... And I love to eat... Shine my lips up like grease...
Ashley
HaHa these games are fun - but i came here to get my eyebrows done - yall dudes can run - some game - cuz yall almost drove me insane - trying to figure out which one ima let bang - but im not going to fall for the tricks and land on yalls dicks - cuz ima be the topic of conversation of ya next barbershop trip - "man you remember that chick" - "the mind freak bitch - yeah i hit" - and then exposin my shit. haha yall silly boys tricks are for kids and treats are for me - once you satisfy my sugar craving - then you can [taste] my treat but you can't have the full [queen].... [peace]
Monty
wwoooowww... son.... i gotta get her! i aint never have no chick to pull that shit so i gotta get with her! she got game like ray... allen and denzel! hell, over her i'll go to jail! lol she got attitude and plus she fuckin fine! thats y i gotta make her mine! after i get this line i gotta go after her.... FUCK SHE FINE!!!!!
John
Lol ya man she bad I can't lie she was the best sex I never had... Look at her over there in that chair gettin her eyebrows done... She put us in our place she got to be the one... I tell u what u betta run cuz if ur not done when she's done I'ma crush ur chances like big pun... Fuck a hair cut... Ill come back tomorrow... I have a feelin she feelin me...she just playin the hard role... Puttin on a poker face like lady gaga... But if I play my cards right... She might let me holla... But I aint trippin... It is what it is... I'm up next... I'm holla at ya kid... Peace
Monty
iight son... one! fuck it! she right .. this shit just for fun!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Celestial Bodied
Stretching my arms out as I enter the cosmos,
Breathing in this icy air,
Walking across the unbeaten path of this celestial body,
As I look around wondering where I am I ask myself,
Is this a dream?
How did I get here?
Feeling a deep sense of enlightenment,
I sit and wait,
This entity passes through me and touches my soul,
Angelic beings fly around me,
Flooding my thoughts,
My soul,
Transcending into the heavens,
This harmonious feeling floods my thoughts,
My soul,
Bringing me to tears as I am on one knee,
The chaos ceases to live,
Oh what a heaven sent feeling this is,
Beautiful thoughts I dream of,
Dreaming of a peaceful universe,
Everything is in order as it is supposed to be,
Looking toward the infinite spaces I just walk,
Parallel to asha,
I awake free of this physical body and worldly stresses
So it signifies the beginning is near
Breathing in this icy air,
Walking across the unbeaten path of this celestial body,
As I look around wondering where I am I ask myself,
Is this a dream?
How did I get here?
Feeling a deep sense of enlightenment,
I sit and wait,
This entity passes through me and touches my soul,
Angelic beings fly around me,
Flooding my thoughts,
My soul,
Transcending into the heavens,
This harmonious feeling floods my thoughts,
My soul,
Bringing me to tears as I am on one knee,
The chaos ceases to live,
Oh what a heaven sent feeling this is,
Beautiful thoughts I dream of,
Dreaming of a peaceful universe,
Everything is in order as it is supposed to be,
Looking toward the infinite spaces I just walk,
Parallel to asha,
I awake free of this physical body and worldly stresses
So it signifies the beginning is near
I Dream Of...
I dream of bleeding red rose petals dripping from my veins...
blaring trumpets screams deafening notes aflame...
I dream of green castles made from the finest stones...
only to envy the outskirts I call home...
within me is the miiiind of a mad scientist in his prime...
zeros and ones calculating all to none...
we're nonexistent in this world that's complimented by...
the nights sky with no stars... no moon... just...
I dream of a padded room, where I call home...
is it insane that I no longer belong to the mundane?
An anomaly I am so they hold animosity towards the animalistic characteristics that's within me,
I try not to release the beast but the relevance to the most benevolent one is just an atom compared to the sun....
therefore I dream of bleeding red rose petals dripping from my veins...
I dream of ghosts that whisper my name...
I dream of...
blaring trumpets screams deafening notes aflame...
I dream of green castles made from the finest stones...
only to envy the outskirts I call home...
within me is the miiiind of a mad scientist in his prime...
zeros and ones calculating all to none...
we're nonexistent in this world that's complimented by...
the nights sky with no stars... no moon... just...
I dream of a padded room, where I call home...
is it insane that I no longer belong to the mundane?
An anomaly I am so they hold animosity towards the animalistic characteristics that's within me,
I try not to release the beast but the relevance to the most benevolent one is just an atom compared to the sun....
therefore I dream of bleeding red rose petals dripping from my veins...
I dream of ghosts that whisper my name...
I dream of...
Heart Break's a BITCH
I guess I let myself down by getting my feelings and heart too deep involved in something that obviously wasn't worth the try. Well at least to the other party. Maybe I'm not "good" enough for her... or maybe she's just not good enough for me. Either way this feeling is not a good one and I haven't felt the sting of heart break in a long time. It was something I tried to avoid at all costs. But I guess once again I can't stop the inevitable. The girl of my dreams who I would stop the worlds rotation for, if I could, just doesn't see it I guess... This girl is or was my inspiration of soooo many of my love poems. She was the reason for so many of my smiles just by the thought of her. I mean I guess it's my fault because history has a way of repeating itself... Once again it didn't disappoint. Would I really be wrong for going back to my callous ways and say fuck love and everything it stands for because of this human being who isn't perfect? Or would I be right because I feel like it wouldn't have gotten any better than her and I would be wasting my time on love if I decided to stay on this forgotten path that resides deep within the souls of every single human on this planet? (true love that is) Well if I did say fuck love then I would be a hypocrite just like all the rest of these sorry excuse of superior beings. Love will always reside in my soul and I will always love you unconditionally... but heart breaks a BITCH! And I could do without it right now... Love, peace & music y'all.
Barbershop Talk pt. 2
Monty
Aye what up john l... Been a lil minute since I been n the shop so that means I got some shit to tell... I swear man some shit that's bound to damn me to hell! (Shakn my head) I ended up going to jail!!! Over this crazy stalkn ass chick named Lanell... I had to hit her over the head with a pale til she was pale... some crazy shit son!
John L.
Damn son that shit is crazy... I ended up gettin an ol lady... But she played me cuz I told her I didn’t want a baby...but that was 3 months ago... Now im once again single... Started messin with this Phillppino who’s bilingual... I like it when she screams yo... She starts speakin in her native language... I don’t understand it... But it’s entertaining... What happened with you and Amy?
Monty
Lol Amy!? That girl she too crazy... well n bed!!! Shhhhit! She gives the best head! Im talkn bout Corinne Stephens or whatever that vixen name is! But that was just sumn to kill time... u know the biz lol... but she had some nice twins... 36d's to be exact! Slim waste and I can sit a bottle on her back! But back to the subject at hand... she won't even let ya boy be a man! It’s good to be treated out sometimes! But shit sometimes she be gettn outta line! So I had to put her back n place where she belong... she wasn't even a starter so I told her to sit down or be gone!
John L.
Ha son u wrong... Reminds me of Samone... Son she still won’t leave me alone... Calling me up to bone... Textn me "why u not answern the phone" i should have neva hit it... She’s a-dick-ted... Can’t lie... She hella pretty... But her behavior is senseless like ur lil boo Whitney...
Monty
Hahahaaa! Aw man Whitney! Chick actually wantd to whip me! Naw that's to kinky! Well at least for me! The only whipping that goes on is when I whip the dick out! Or maybe a lil whipped cream if she wanna go the kinky route! But she was bout that! Son but my ex boo Lynette! Ooooo we used to roll play like the song off of trey day! With them fish nets on! She used to be the hooker! And I used to throw her n the back seat so I can "book her" if u know what I mean! Haha! Like a cop car!!! She used to love when I used to cuff her and beat down them walls! But what bout yo ex?! What's her name? Shit.... oh yeah Giselle!
John L.
Well... Shorty just text me. Said she want sex me lol smiley face...lol at Trey... That song is so simple yet so true... I get so many texts from fees sayin what they wanna do... I met this girl in the club she texted "take me home with you" got in my car... She pull out my ish and was on it fool... I told her chill i don’t know you like dat... She said don’t worry i won’t get attached... So i hit her up just to cut... And she always down 2 fuck...
Monty
Lol oohhhh my nigga I remember that story! That's too damn horny!!! But this one chick was str8 up insatiable! She so much of a freak she always wanted facials! Woah! Yeah! She love it when I hit it from the back! She wanna lay on her stomach so she won't be running like she bout to hit the track! And she love that ima XL man... but she don't be playn! Fuckn with them regular condoms I had too many to snap! Shit almost gave me a heart attack! So bad I had to hop on my sk8board! U remember that time I had to call u like I was bored?! But it was just that I was worried... good shit some smart people made that day after pill! Cuz I was liable to be killed! By my girl that is... hittn her telln her n 9 months im gonna have a kid... shiiiiiiiit! But we need to hit Cancun again! Remember them twins!? No habla ingles!
John L.
Si mi compadre... Muy bueno tu sabe... How can i forget Catalina and Sabrina...who specialized in sucking penis... They gave a new meaning to bilingual... Get it... Two tongues... Bi- lingual...ah man what a trip...next summer Cancun it is... Hopefully we run back into the twins... Cuz not only could they fuck...they food was the shit... And u know how i feel about Mexican food... I say it all the time... Taco's rule... But how the fees lookin this semester at school...
Monty
Son the fees always lookn breezy! Good thing I got G like young jeezy! Minus the dope boy image u know I gotta rock the dc's and the fitteds! Sk8board fresh is what I am! But lemme tell u bout this sk8board chick that I slammed! And u know she know how to take pain! She hit that head like she sk8! And that's real decent! I love a chick with piercings and tats like cat von dee! Oooowwweeeee! Nigga that bring a nigga down to his knees! But this Asian chick ling!? I had her screaming like she was n the band the ting tings... hahaha! But son please... u gotta update me on that other skeeze... oh my bad young lady... even though u told me after u smashed she asked when u gon pay me!? Too stupid!
John L.
Yea her… like i was suppose to know she was a porn star... I looked it up... She really was... But i had to tell her y should i pay when you came at me. U came twice b4 i did... That should be buy one get one free...please... Man i had to let her go...although she was a pro but u know how it go...meet a new one everyday... Like this girl i talk to name Kay Kay... She not from here she love it when i say ba-bae...so i say it and she claims she get wet. I didn’t believe her so i had to check... Son when i tell u she be leaking...Kay Kay be on some hot springs shit... And guess who her cuzin is... Keedie...
Monty
Hahaha! Keedie from the flats?! Nah her ass sit off her back!!! Bout a foot and a half to be exact! Retarded! But she know what she doin cuz she always flaunt it! I had some fun with that ass! Speaking of... JOHN DIDN'T U SMASH?! Nigga caring is sharing in my book! But my girl Shawna a knock out like Mike Tyson left hook! Boy oh boy... I love it when she play with that pussy n front of me with them toys... man im bout to hit her up right now! (650-2510) aye my nigga be quiet right quick... after I leave the shop im bout to swing through and give her that dick... **on the phone** aye what's good Shawna this the misfit! In bout 40 ima come through and give u that dick! But it gotta be quick! I got work at 6! **hangn up** yeah my nigga it is what it is! Hahaha!
John L.
Wait you said six five o twenty five ten... Look at this text... Six five o twenty five ten...smh...son we did it again...but i neva hit...she just a cute face i use to make my ex jealous. small world... they have a class together...speaking of small world guess who i ran into...Tracy from Mrs. Vanhook’s homeroom....i haven’t seen her since high school. she still a fool...booty gotta bigger too...u know i had to scoop...
Monty
Shame... u shoulda played the game! Better yet u shoulda made it! But this girl 2 days ago who I stayed with, she played with the ball like her name Joe namith! Haha! Retarded on the field... I love it when she wear my t-shirt and them 6 inch stiletto heals... now that's sexy... and she always knows how to impress me! And she got a pussy that taste so sweet like she was made of nothn but candy!
John L.
Speaking of candy… my girl Candy from Miami... Half black half Spanish... All man she... Got the be the best i ever had... Met her in a calisthenics class... Son that ass... She bad... Peep the pic she sent to my phone... See what im sayin... Long hair thick red bone... Plus she speaks Spanish too... She only down here for school... And goes back home every summer...sometimes i wonder... I think i love her... Personality cool, she can cook too...and man she got a great voice for phone sex... I aint even with that but i love to do it with her... And son peep it... She squirts... My first time experiencing it... I was like what… are u serious... Im talking sheets hella wet... Yea man she the best... Loves to have sex. Speaks spanish when i hit... man SHIT. Im bout to call her right quick... (phone rings)... Damn she ain’t answer... But she bad son...
Monty
Lol wwwoooaaahhh yeah that's crazy son!!!! This Latina I hit I had her on the run! Like she was going for the border... but I got my slimmies lined up n an order... categorized and the one who works the hardest gets this hard prize! Its n the golden wrapper like Willie Wonka! But my girl Lindsay have that dump truck ass like Tonka! See she know how to back it up and dump it back, back it up and dump iiiit! Shiiiit! My nigga but all n all im just tryna have some fun... but the best fun I have is when I make Kelly cum! She's im talkn bout d's muh fucka d's Rosie Perez! When she ride’n the dick I love to see em jump! I swear she blessed!
John L.
YES... Gotta love those breasts... Like Nicky chest... White girl from Quebec... Son she a mess... Love to give neck... One of them banana swallowers... Nice ass too all the men follow her. But not me. Guess that’s y she said im unique... Plus she loves dark meat... I call her my Popeye’s freak... Cuz for dark meat her eyes pop... Lol i need to stop... But i can’t... I think i got an Eric Benet complex... I love sex. Damn hold on another text. (Checking phone) o shit it’s that half black half Spanish chick... She said she gettin her hair fix. Sorry she can’t answer the phone... She’s gonna call me when she get home...looks like tonight it’s on...
Monty
On and poppn like Chris Breezy! But son this chick named Hope wanna buy me them yeezys! And it aint even my birthday! But anyway she holln bout she luv my word play and I can give her that dick any day! And I do... but shoot after this u wanna go shoot hoops?! Oh wait... I forgot im goin over by ol girl... ima give her that dick til her hair curl!!! Her hair str8 cuz she Creole! And her girls call her a cradle robber cuz she 30 yrs old... it is what it is!
John L.
Ahh i see you got u a milf... Gotta love them cougars... I got one that’s married… be beggin me to do her... I hit her with that Smokey... Ms. Parker you need some young meat... Who would have thought that she was a freak... Son one time i did something so daring... I smashed while her husband was there sleep... Crazy... Hopped in and out the window... She was glad that day to not have to use her dildo... Poor lady...
Monty
Lol shit son y didn't u aint get her to use that dildo and tickle her clit while u in?! I know I woulda.... but I love me a geek! They be the ones that's a stone cold freak! I beat the pussy eat the pussy til she weak! She aint recover til the next week! Her names Angie and she love when I hit it deep! See na she's a freak... but she bout the butt sex! And that's one place I don't go so I hollered NEXT!
John L.
Speakin of next son im up next... I gotta get fresh... Hit me up when you come in here again im sure we will have stories to tell
Monty
U right my nigga! We'll im bout to smash and then make these figgas! Be easy...
Aye what up john l... Been a lil minute since I been n the shop so that means I got some shit to tell... I swear man some shit that's bound to damn me to hell! (Shakn my head) I ended up going to jail!!! Over this crazy stalkn ass chick named Lanell... I had to hit her over the head with a pale til she was pale... some crazy shit son!
John L.
Damn son that shit is crazy... I ended up gettin an ol lady... But she played me cuz I told her I didn’t want a baby...but that was 3 months ago... Now im once again single... Started messin with this Phillppino who’s bilingual... I like it when she screams yo... She starts speakin in her native language... I don’t understand it... But it’s entertaining... What happened with you and Amy?
Monty
Lol Amy!? That girl she too crazy... well n bed!!! Shhhhit! She gives the best head! Im talkn bout Corinne Stephens or whatever that vixen name is! But that was just sumn to kill time... u know the biz lol... but she had some nice twins... 36d's to be exact! Slim waste and I can sit a bottle on her back! But back to the subject at hand... she won't even let ya boy be a man! It’s good to be treated out sometimes! But shit sometimes she be gettn outta line! So I had to put her back n place where she belong... she wasn't even a starter so I told her to sit down or be gone!
John L.
Ha son u wrong... Reminds me of Samone... Son she still won’t leave me alone... Calling me up to bone... Textn me "why u not answern the phone" i should have neva hit it... She’s a-dick-ted... Can’t lie... She hella pretty... But her behavior is senseless like ur lil boo Whitney...
Monty
Hahahaaa! Aw man Whitney! Chick actually wantd to whip me! Naw that's to kinky! Well at least for me! The only whipping that goes on is when I whip the dick out! Or maybe a lil whipped cream if she wanna go the kinky route! But she was bout that! Son but my ex boo Lynette! Ooooo we used to roll play like the song off of trey day! With them fish nets on! She used to be the hooker! And I used to throw her n the back seat so I can "book her" if u know what I mean! Haha! Like a cop car!!! She used to love when I used to cuff her and beat down them walls! But what bout yo ex?! What's her name? Shit.... oh yeah Giselle!
John L.
Well... Shorty just text me. Said she want sex me lol smiley face...lol at Trey... That song is so simple yet so true... I get so many texts from fees sayin what they wanna do... I met this girl in the club she texted "take me home with you" got in my car... She pull out my ish and was on it fool... I told her chill i don’t know you like dat... She said don’t worry i won’t get attached... So i hit her up just to cut... And she always down 2 fuck...
Monty
Lol oohhhh my nigga I remember that story! That's too damn horny!!! But this one chick was str8 up insatiable! She so much of a freak she always wanted facials! Woah! Yeah! She love it when I hit it from the back! She wanna lay on her stomach so she won't be running like she bout to hit the track! And she love that ima XL man... but she don't be playn! Fuckn with them regular condoms I had too many to snap! Shit almost gave me a heart attack! So bad I had to hop on my sk8board! U remember that time I had to call u like I was bored?! But it was just that I was worried... good shit some smart people made that day after pill! Cuz I was liable to be killed! By my girl that is... hittn her telln her n 9 months im gonna have a kid... shiiiiiiiit! But we need to hit Cancun again! Remember them twins!? No habla ingles!
John L.
Si mi compadre... Muy bueno tu sabe... How can i forget Catalina and Sabrina...who specialized in sucking penis... They gave a new meaning to bilingual... Get it... Two tongues... Bi- lingual...ah man what a trip...next summer Cancun it is... Hopefully we run back into the twins... Cuz not only could they fuck...they food was the shit... And u know how i feel about Mexican food... I say it all the time... Taco's rule... But how the fees lookin this semester at school...
Monty
Son the fees always lookn breezy! Good thing I got G like young jeezy! Minus the dope boy image u know I gotta rock the dc's and the fitteds! Sk8board fresh is what I am! But lemme tell u bout this sk8board chick that I slammed! And u know she know how to take pain! She hit that head like she sk8! And that's real decent! I love a chick with piercings and tats like cat von dee! Oooowwweeeee! Nigga that bring a nigga down to his knees! But this Asian chick ling!? I had her screaming like she was n the band the ting tings... hahaha! But son please... u gotta update me on that other skeeze... oh my bad young lady... even though u told me after u smashed she asked when u gon pay me!? Too stupid!
John L.
Yea her… like i was suppose to know she was a porn star... I looked it up... She really was... But i had to tell her y should i pay when you came at me. U came twice b4 i did... That should be buy one get one free...please... Man i had to let her go...although she was a pro but u know how it go...meet a new one everyday... Like this girl i talk to name Kay Kay... She not from here she love it when i say ba-bae...so i say it and she claims she get wet. I didn’t believe her so i had to check... Son when i tell u she be leaking...Kay Kay be on some hot springs shit... And guess who her cuzin is... Keedie...
Monty
Hahaha! Keedie from the flats?! Nah her ass sit off her back!!! Bout a foot and a half to be exact! Retarded! But she know what she doin cuz she always flaunt it! I had some fun with that ass! Speaking of... JOHN DIDN'T U SMASH?! Nigga caring is sharing in my book! But my girl Shawna a knock out like Mike Tyson left hook! Boy oh boy... I love it when she play with that pussy n front of me with them toys... man im bout to hit her up right now! (650-2510) aye my nigga be quiet right quick... after I leave the shop im bout to swing through and give her that dick... **on the phone** aye what's good Shawna this the misfit! In bout 40 ima come through and give u that dick! But it gotta be quick! I got work at 6! **hangn up** yeah my nigga it is what it is! Hahaha!
John L.
Wait you said six five o twenty five ten... Look at this text... Six five o twenty five ten...smh...son we did it again...but i neva hit...she just a cute face i use to make my ex jealous. small world... they have a class together...speaking of small world guess who i ran into...Tracy from Mrs. Vanhook’s homeroom....i haven’t seen her since high school. she still a fool...booty gotta bigger too...u know i had to scoop...
Monty
Shame... u shoulda played the game! Better yet u shoulda made it! But this girl 2 days ago who I stayed with, she played with the ball like her name Joe namith! Haha! Retarded on the field... I love it when she wear my t-shirt and them 6 inch stiletto heals... now that's sexy... and she always knows how to impress me! And she got a pussy that taste so sweet like she was made of nothn but candy!
John L.
Speaking of candy… my girl Candy from Miami... Half black half Spanish... All man she... Got the be the best i ever had... Met her in a calisthenics class... Son that ass... She bad... Peep the pic she sent to my phone... See what im sayin... Long hair thick red bone... Plus she speaks Spanish too... She only down here for school... And goes back home every summer...sometimes i wonder... I think i love her... Personality cool, she can cook too...and man she got a great voice for phone sex... I aint even with that but i love to do it with her... And son peep it... She squirts... My first time experiencing it... I was like what… are u serious... Im talking sheets hella wet... Yea man she the best... Loves to have sex. Speaks spanish when i hit... man SHIT. Im bout to call her right quick... (phone rings)... Damn she ain’t answer... But she bad son...
Monty
Lol wwwoooaaahhh yeah that's crazy son!!!! This Latina I hit I had her on the run! Like she was going for the border... but I got my slimmies lined up n an order... categorized and the one who works the hardest gets this hard prize! Its n the golden wrapper like Willie Wonka! But my girl Lindsay have that dump truck ass like Tonka! See she know how to back it up and dump it back, back it up and dump iiiit! Shiiiit! My nigga but all n all im just tryna have some fun... but the best fun I have is when I make Kelly cum! She's im talkn bout d's muh fucka d's Rosie Perez! When she ride’n the dick I love to see em jump! I swear she blessed!
John L.
YES... Gotta love those breasts... Like Nicky chest... White girl from Quebec... Son she a mess... Love to give neck... One of them banana swallowers... Nice ass too all the men follow her. But not me. Guess that’s y she said im unique... Plus she loves dark meat... I call her my Popeye’s freak... Cuz for dark meat her eyes pop... Lol i need to stop... But i can’t... I think i got an Eric Benet complex... I love sex. Damn hold on another text. (Checking phone) o shit it’s that half black half Spanish chick... She said she gettin her hair fix. Sorry she can’t answer the phone... She’s gonna call me when she get home...looks like tonight it’s on...
Monty
On and poppn like Chris Breezy! But son this chick named Hope wanna buy me them yeezys! And it aint even my birthday! But anyway she holln bout she luv my word play and I can give her that dick any day! And I do... but shoot after this u wanna go shoot hoops?! Oh wait... I forgot im goin over by ol girl... ima give her that dick til her hair curl!!! Her hair str8 cuz she Creole! And her girls call her a cradle robber cuz she 30 yrs old... it is what it is!
John L.
Ahh i see you got u a milf... Gotta love them cougars... I got one that’s married… be beggin me to do her... I hit her with that Smokey... Ms. Parker you need some young meat... Who would have thought that she was a freak... Son one time i did something so daring... I smashed while her husband was there sleep... Crazy... Hopped in and out the window... She was glad that day to not have to use her dildo... Poor lady...
Monty
Lol shit son y didn't u aint get her to use that dildo and tickle her clit while u in?! I know I woulda.... but I love me a geek! They be the ones that's a stone cold freak! I beat the pussy eat the pussy til she weak! She aint recover til the next week! Her names Angie and she love when I hit it deep! See na she's a freak... but she bout the butt sex! And that's one place I don't go so I hollered NEXT!
John L.
Speakin of next son im up next... I gotta get fresh... Hit me up when you come in here again im sure we will have stories to tell
Monty
U right my nigga! We'll im bout to smash and then make these figgas! Be easy...
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Uncontrollable Anger
La la laaaaaa la la laaaaaa... FUCK THAT! *throwin shit* where my fuckin gat!? BITCH GET THE FUCK BACK!!! AAHHHHH!!!!! I don't know what the fuck wrong with me!!! I must be bipolar or some shit! Must be! Bitch u musty! *siiiggghhhh* even if I'm walking down the street its like some muh fucka tryna test me! Lookin at me craaazy and shit! BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GO FOR MY HIP NIGGA DON'T GET HIT!!!! Shiiiiiit... I must need some ritalin or something to calm my nerves! I'm tired of being angry... this shit for the birds... I need group therapy! But I don't know if I can take it! Fuck I got ADHD! My moms always like "honey u scaring me"... I'm sorry moms but I don't know why I'm always so angry! My girl she left me for this other cat... this nigga is wack though! Ima beat the fuck out him to get her back!!! *siiiiggghhh* there we go again! *poppin my prescriptions* I think this world would be better off without monty! Lord knows I've done some shit in my life that'll come back and haunt me... smh... *looking at the prescription bottle* I got 10 more pills left... 10 pills mixed with alcohol is sure death... it hurts me to know that I feel this way! Feeling like i will NEVER see some better days!!!! I wish... I wish that the pain just fades away... into the nights sky... I wonder if I prayed for forgiveness before I died would i get my wings so I could fly... away... away... awayyyyyy... fuck it! I WILL NEVER SEE NO BETTER DAYS! *picking up a pen and putting it to the paper* dear mom, I love u with all my heart... I really dont know where to start but... ever since u brought me into this world I hated it... my dad hated me... I never got along with my classmates so they never played with me! I got tired of crying myself to sleep! I wish u could understand please! That's y I can't take living anymore... I'm sorry mama but im tired of living poor! *a single tear falls on the sheet of paper, pours the pills in my mouth and chases it with a pint of vodka*
Relationships
Have you ever felt a joy so good that it hurts? Like have you ever loved to the point that if you just really sit back and think about that very special person that it brings a tear to your eyes? Love... It is one of the most unexplainable words in any language. I can try to explain but it is a feeling. If you truly love someone or something, you make sacrifices that you would never make in a million years make, which you made for that person/ thing. Is it right that you should have to sacrifice? I am not saying that it is but if you love that person then you would do what it takes to make and keep that person happy. But it should be as long as it doesn't conflict with your personal values or beliefs. That person should be selfless enough to understand also. But it should be mutual. It shouldn't just be one side that should make sacrifices if sacrifices are needed.
People get the misconception that love is perfect, that there will be no arguements or fights. Love is when you can be at each others throats but still go to bed together, look each other in the face and tell one another that you love them more than anything else in the world. You wake up the next morning and talk about what the arguement was about. Maybe it will resolve itself! True love is when you can do absolutely nothing together and it still be the best time of your life.
A lot of people gave up on love because someone claimed to love them when they really didn't. What if someone who knows how to love comes around? Are you going to shut that person out also? In my opinion you have to be a very selfless person to truly love someone. If you have selfish intentions how can you truly love? If nobody comes before you then how can you speak those words "I love you" and truly mean it? People nowadays give up too easily. Mainly because they rely on "love" for everything. A relationship between a male and female should be about companionship as well as love. A companion is simply one who is closely connected to another. A companion is someone who shares the same or closely similar views on subjects like children, finances and goals that they plan on obtaining as a family. This is why marriages fail, because of the lack of companionship. They rely on "love" to get them through rough times.
Another reason why relationship fail is because of the lack of connection. It is because the lack of emotional, spiritual, mental and physical connections. I believe that the connection sequence should be mental, spiritual, emotional and lastly physical. I say this because you first want someone who is on or close to the same mental level as your. Often times spouses look down on each other because of the lack of the same mentality. Next is the spiritual connection because spirituality is a big factor in reltionships. It is not nessacarily having the same religious beliefs or backgrounds but being able to come to terms with the oneness of God and the surroundings. If you can accomplish this together it is a beautiful feeling. If you don't come from the same religious background you have to have complete respect for the other religion and have an openess to it also. Families often break because of this. Next will be the emotional connection. This is pretty self-explainatory. Of course an emotional connection is needed because you want to be happy, not just content. It is good to have someone that can support you financially but it is even better if you have someone that can support you emotionally as well. Lack of this eventually leads to the lack of physical connection. Yes and lastly the physical connection. I have had past relationships where the physical connection happened first. Everytime it was unsuccessful. A relationship will not work if this is so. It clouds your judgement. The "physical" makes your opinions biased. This should be held off so you can get to know he/she for what he/she believes in, how that person thinks and etc. And you cannot accomplish this by acting on the physical first. Of course it is for the best if you have someone that you are physically attracted to but if a person will treat you with respect, love you and provide for you surely that person will become beautiful and precious to you because beauty is truly is in the eyes of the beholder. People act off carnal insitinct. And think it is often love. They forget all of the other connections and just think about the physial connection. This relationship will not succeed for long.
Everything that I have written is my opinion. I based this on my past relationships and also on relationsips I have seen succeed and fail. Just ask youself what is your relationship based on. Is this the person I will marry? Realisticly answer that and with a mature state of mind. If not then why are you in that relationship? Is it based on just "love" or true companionship? Surely if you are mature enough to answer these questions truthfully you will no doubt have a successful relationship. Once again this is just my opinion...
Barbershop Talk
Barber Shop Talk
BY: John L. & Monty
Monty: Say son about 3 months ago I met this chick, she bad as a Harley and hella thick! Whenever I see her, I always leave with a big Kool-Aid smile because real talk son she a pleaser... In my opinion she the baddest in the city cuz not only is she smart but she hella pretty… nigga I know u get me!
John: Yea I get u... Reminds me of my girl that just texted me I miss u. Skin softer than tissue. I met her out in Mischou... Yea… It was at a gas station. She was eye'n but some cat was mad hatin... I waited with patience told the clerk give me 20 on 2. I can hear the clerk say girl he cute...right... So she come runnin... Excuse me, u forgot ur receipt... I said thanks ur sweet... She asked my name... We played the flirting game... Which made me wonder... Should I get her number... So I did... Ya dig
Monty: Lol haha yeah man keep it the player way... Keep her on hold like she on layaway... Play all nonchalant but look her n the face but as a matter of fact I did that the other day but anyway... My nigga how bout I just found out the chick who was a pleaser ain’t nothn but a gold digger! Lol I guess my swag made her figure that I had some figures... she can keep it up but ima keep on dickn her...
John: Ha... That’s what it is, get in where u fit in... If it’s gold she’s diggin... Pull out a magnum and tell her dig in... But this girl im diggin only want friendship... But she fucks me like we're endless... So I had to end it... Cuz see she’s a freak... And usually that’s what I need but her girl told me she does homie down the street. So now im like damn but I got a good hand... Like spades I got 4 and two possible... I didn’t even count her so… Im not gone lose... Hmm... Which one should I choose?
Monty: Lol haha yeaaaaahhhhh oh trust… I’m gonna keep gettn me! After this 1 ima get 2 more, no 3! Naaaahhhh eff it lets make it a whole team! The starting lineup is 4 queens. Yeah and the ace of spades! Yeah that's my 1 guard so out of a week I play her for 5 days! U do the math... after I kick it with my ace that leaves room for 2 a day so hmmmm... After one leave the crib the other come and chill now that's real....
John: Bout as real as last year... Remember the trip to Cancun? I know u do... Cuz we had mo Spanish chicks on our stick than May 5th... Remember one asked us did we ever play hide the piñata? We said no then her and her friend showed us how they could swallow. We was wild'n... Come to think of it one of um stay here... I saw her last week buyin beer... Up in Wal-Mart... She had on some high shorts... Eyes was poppin like pop tarts... Knowin I already got her... I slapped her on the ass. She screamed Ai papi! Hows my piñata?
Monty: Lol ohhhhhhhh son u remember the boriquan?! Chick wasn't nothn but a chicken head like that one hit wonder J kwon! Lmfao! Nah but for real that Dominican though? Yeah I remember she had that super human throat! That chick was bionic when she was on the dick... I ain’t gon lie she rode it like a soldier until she made me salute and throw up that white flag but she always talkn bout ya boy swag! How it was mean! How it was potent that it almost made her O.D.! lol man these females a trip but u know what my nigga as long as l'm me they gon stay on my tip!
John: Yea they r a trip and I had many journeys... I have this one chick in school say she wanna be an attorney... So we role play right? I be the defendant and she’s the prosecutor... That’s why I like to do her... She come to the bedroom wearin suits and glasses... And son u should see how big her ass is... Im talkin so big she could claim it on her taxes... And her waist is mad thin... Light skinned... With eyes to match it... Hair darker than burnt matches... And longer than a giraffe is... Now that’s a bad bitch!
Monty: Yeaaahhhhh man I had a chick with an ass like that! It was so soft like silk I used to love hittn it from the back! lol I had to approach it like a sneak attack but as a matter of fact she had that pied piper! I mean every nigga who saw her (some females too) just followed and tried to pipe her... her name is... Well I ain't gonna say no names for her sake but if u saw that ass it shook like an earthquake! Well maybe we talkn bout the same chick son! Sharing is caring in my opinion... Maaaaan but let me tell u bout this Asian... I swear she was half woman and half amazing! When I say she was easy on the eyes, the most beautiful smile that'll make a nigga wanna cry! Naaaaaahh im lien!
John: Speakin of Asian remember Tsi who was half Thai... Her daddy was some famous black guy... But we always felt it was a lie... Ne way ran into her the other day... I was buying this cheesecake for a cheap date... That’s when I heard a voice say... U buyin that for me? I said no this for umm... Me... She said u lien... U don’t eat this remember... I said oh yea u got me... She said I do... Now u owe me... Next thing u know we in the bathroom rolling... She showed me her "toe" ring and rode me slowly...I said where u goin she said to the moon cuz she was climbin... I told her let me get behind it... And watch u back it up and dump it. Back back it up and dump it!
Monty: Lol haha yeah I remember Tsi... Slim waste, cute face with long ass hair? Psh man if u ask me she don't care cuz she would let u smash anywhere! Right here, over there! On top of the trees, in the air... Like l'm Tarzan and she Jane... Ooohhhhh speaking of Jaaannnneee!!!! This white girl I met the other daaayyyyy! U don't know a freak until u met her! She said she like the size of it *wink* and the girth... but for what it’s worth! She was one of them broads that loved the earth! A lil too much though! Kinda like a hippie... she wanted me to do some off the wall stuff like a masquerade orgy... I ain’t gon lie I had to try! And I can't lie again it was kinda fly! But son never again... Oh yeah u remember Danielle and Michelle, them twins?! Ooohhhh that baddest twins I ever saw! But Danielle she always like to claw! Well my back that is whenever I went deep.. Lol she always tried to keep quiet and make not a peep... Quite unsuccessful my nigga... So whatever happened to u and Michelle?! Last thing I heard she was bout to go to jail! Smh... foolishness!
John: Man last time I checked Michelle still workin at the hotel. As for jail if so... Oh well... But I must tell... That pussy was swell... By the way I smashed Danielle... I thought she was the other twin bruh. They pulled a switch like ya girl nem on Sister Sister... But shit bruh... We need to find us some mo twins... I saw two at the gym... Both slim... And they had a friend... I ain't get the number cuz my other girl was in there. But look if u get um we'd be in there...
Monty: Lol I mean that's my type of party! More chicks than dicks that's a meal that's hearty! That's a breakfast, lunch and dinner that's fit for a king! Oh did I ever tell u that this chick told me she want me to lick on her clit ring? But I talked my way out of it cuz I got more game then Beijing... but she loved it when I hit it from the back and when I beat it up she used to say slam dat cat! And I ain't gon lie that cat was faaaaaat! She nick named it Fiji cuz it gets wet as water and when she climbing to the top she always calln on the father and that's when I start beatn it harder and harder!
John: If I was u I would have played it smarter... I would have licked her ring... Cuz see if ur tongue could make her scream, u'd be able to get anything... Out her... But never the less no stress... Let me tell u bout this model I met... She was fresh to death... Everything about her was sexy. She even had a pretty neck... I was at the bank depositing a check... She handed me a deposit slip... I said thank u miss... She said please, call me tiff... She wrote her number on a slip... I was so happy I could've skipped... But I played it cool like a pimp... I was like aight... I'll call u later...later came she asked me to come over... I get over there I felt a certain aura... Candles burnin I was like ok...I can hear R. Kelly in the background... U know... 12 play... To make a long story short... I got smart and got so much pie that I couldn’t walk...
Monty: Ooh model!? Lemme tell u bout this story in full throttle... Psh this chick named Courtney! Caramel skin with hazel, green eyes... A gaze that'll make u wanna die... She was surgical with it like a head doctor! She really was my head doctor so I cleaned her like a rug doctor and I broke her off real proper! She said Montrell u was the best I ever had but son the day after on a Sunday she was just a big NAG!!! I was like c'mon man football on! Then she turned the TV so nigga I had to get mobile like Exxon... But I ain’t gon lie she knocked ya boy dome off that night! So good that I couldn't even fight but too bad I had to get light!
John: I gotta get right! Damn look at her over there with her son... I know she not gettin a cut... Bet I could cut...But son I gotta duck cuz I gotta a date at one... She might be the one... So ill holla... One...
Monty: Aight im bout to get ghost too son! One...
okay p.s people this is not true by no means.... not to offend any females but its a story... NOT REALITY! lol
BY: John L. & Monty
Monty: Say son about 3 months ago I met this chick, she bad as a Harley and hella thick! Whenever I see her, I always leave with a big Kool-Aid smile because real talk son she a pleaser... In my opinion she the baddest in the city cuz not only is she smart but she hella pretty… nigga I know u get me!
John: Yea I get u... Reminds me of my girl that just texted me I miss u. Skin softer than tissue. I met her out in Mischou... Yea… It was at a gas station. She was eye'n but some cat was mad hatin... I waited with patience told the clerk give me 20 on 2. I can hear the clerk say girl he cute...right... So she come runnin... Excuse me, u forgot ur receipt... I said thanks ur sweet... She asked my name... We played the flirting game... Which made me wonder... Should I get her number... So I did... Ya dig
Monty: Lol haha yeah man keep it the player way... Keep her on hold like she on layaway... Play all nonchalant but look her n the face but as a matter of fact I did that the other day but anyway... My nigga how bout I just found out the chick who was a pleaser ain’t nothn but a gold digger! Lol I guess my swag made her figure that I had some figures... she can keep it up but ima keep on dickn her...
John: Ha... That’s what it is, get in where u fit in... If it’s gold she’s diggin... Pull out a magnum and tell her dig in... But this girl im diggin only want friendship... But she fucks me like we're endless... So I had to end it... Cuz see she’s a freak... And usually that’s what I need but her girl told me she does homie down the street. So now im like damn but I got a good hand... Like spades I got 4 and two possible... I didn’t even count her so… Im not gone lose... Hmm... Which one should I choose?
Monty: Lol haha yeaaaaahhhhh oh trust… I’m gonna keep gettn me! After this 1 ima get 2 more, no 3! Naaaahhhh eff it lets make it a whole team! The starting lineup is 4 queens. Yeah and the ace of spades! Yeah that's my 1 guard so out of a week I play her for 5 days! U do the math... after I kick it with my ace that leaves room for 2 a day so hmmmm... After one leave the crib the other come and chill now that's real....
John: Bout as real as last year... Remember the trip to Cancun? I know u do... Cuz we had mo Spanish chicks on our stick than May 5th... Remember one asked us did we ever play hide the piñata? We said no then her and her friend showed us how they could swallow. We was wild'n... Come to think of it one of um stay here... I saw her last week buyin beer... Up in Wal-Mart... She had on some high shorts... Eyes was poppin like pop tarts... Knowin I already got her... I slapped her on the ass. She screamed Ai papi! Hows my piñata?
Monty: Lol ohhhhhhhh son u remember the boriquan?! Chick wasn't nothn but a chicken head like that one hit wonder J kwon! Lmfao! Nah but for real that Dominican though? Yeah I remember she had that super human throat! That chick was bionic when she was on the dick... I ain’t gon lie she rode it like a soldier until she made me salute and throw up that white flag but she always talkn bout ya boy swag! How it was mean! How it was potent that it almost made her O.D.! lol man these females a trip but u know what my nigga as long as l'm me they gon stay on my tip!
John: Yea they r a trip and I had many journeys... I have this one chick in school say she wanna be an attorney... So we role play right? I be the defendant and she’s the prosecutor... That’s why I like to do her... She come to the bedroom wearin suits and glasses... And son u should see how big her ass is... Im talkin so big she could claim it on her taxes... And her waist is mad thin... Light skinned... With eyes to match it... Hair darker than burnt matches... And longer than a giraffe is... Now that’s a bad bitch!
Monty: Yeaaahhhhh man I had a chick with an ass like that! It was so soft like silk I used to love hittn it from the back! lol I had to approach it like a sneak attack but as a matter of fact she had that pied piper! I mean every nigga who saw her (some females too) just followed and tried to pipe her... her name is... Well I ain't gonna say no names for her sake but if u saw that ass it shook like an earthquake! Well maybe we talkn bout the same chick son! Sharing is caring in my opinion... Maaaaan but let me tell u bout this Asian... I swear she was half woman and half amazing! When I say she was easy on the eyes, the most beautiful smile that'll make a nigga wanna cry! Naaaaaahh im lien!
John: Speakin of Asian remember Tsi who was half Thai... Her daddy was some famous black guy... But we always felt it was a lie... Ne way ran into her the other day... I was buying this cheesecake for a cheap date... That’s when I heard a voice say... U buyin that for me? I said no this for umm... Me... She said u lien... U don’t eat this remember... I said oh yea u got me... She said I do... Now u owe me... Next thing u know we in the bathroom rolling... She showed me her "toe" ring and rode me slowly...I said where u goin she said to the moon cuz she was climbin... I told her let me get behind it... And watch u back it up and dump it. Back back it up and dump it!
Monty: Lol haha yeah I remember Tsi... Slim waste, cute face with long ass hair? Psh man if u ask me she don't care cuz she would let u smash anywhere! Right here, over there! On top of the trees, in the air... Like l'm Tarzan and she Jane... Ooohhhhh speaking of Jaaannnneee!!!! This white girl I met the other daaayyyyy! U don't know a freak until u met her! She said she like the size of it *wink* and the girth... but for what it’s worth! She was one of them broads that loved the earth! A lil too much though! Kinda like a hippie... she wanted me to do some off the wall stuff like a masquerade orgy... I ain’t gon lie I had to try! And I can't lie again it was kinda fly! But son never again... Oh yeah u remember Danielle and Michelle, them twins?! Ooohhhh that baddest twins I ever saw! But Danielle she always like to claw! Well my back that is whenever I went deep.. Lol she always tried to keep quiet and make not a peep... Quite unsuccessful my nigga... So whatever happened to u and Michelle?! Last thing I heard she was bout to go to jail! Smh... foolishness!
John: Man last time I checked Michelle still workin at the hotel. As for jail if so... Oh well... But I must tell... That pussy was swell... By the way I smashed Danielle... I thought she was the other twin bruh. They pulled a switch like ya girl nem on Sister Sister... But shit bruh... We need to find us some mo twins... I saw two at the gym... Both slim... And they had a friend... I ain't get the number cuz my other girl was in there. But look if u get um we'd be in there...
Monty: Lol I mean that's my type of party! More chicks than dicks that's a meal that's hearty! That's a breakfast, lunch and dinner that's fit for a king! Oh did I ever tell u that this chick told me she want me to lick on her clit ring? But I talked my way out of it cuz I got more game then Beijing... but she loved it when I hit it from the back and when I beat it up she used to say slam dat cat! And I ain't gon lie that cat was faaaaaat! She nick named it Fiji cuz it gets wet as water and when she climbing to the top she always calln on the father and that's when I start beatn it harder and harder!
John: If I was u I would have played it smarter... I would have licked her ring... Cuz see if ur tongue could make her scream, u'd be able to get anything... Out her... But never the less no stress... Let me tell u bout this model I met... She was fresh to death... Everything about her was sexy. She even had a pretty neck... I was at the bank depositing a check... She handed me a deposit slip... I said thank u miss... She said please, call me tiff... She wrote her number on a slip... I was so happy I could've skipped... But I played it cool like a pimp... I was like aight... I'll call u later...later came she asked me to come over... I get over there I felt a certain aura... Candles burnin I was like ok...I can hear R. Kelly in the background... U know... 12 play... To make a long story short... I got smart and got so much pie that I couldn’t walk...
Monty: Ooh model!? Lemme tell u bout this story in full throttle... Psh this chick named Courtney! Caramel skin with hazel, green eyes... A gaze that'll make u wanna die... She was surgical with it like a head doctor! She really was my head doctor so I cleaned her like a rug doctor and I broke her off real proper! She said Montrell u was the best I ever had but son the day after on a Sunday she was just a big NAG!!! I was like c'mon man football on! Then she turned the TV so nigga I had to get mobile like Exxon... But I ain’t gon lie she knocked ya boy dome off that night! So good that I couldn't even fight but too bad I had to get light!
John: I gotta get right! Damn look at her over there with her son... I know she not gettin a cut... Bet I could cut...But son I gotta duck cuz I gotta a date at one... She might be the one... So ill holla... One...
Monty: Aight im bout to get ghost too son! One...
okay p.s people this is not true by no means.... not to offend any females but its a story... NOT REALITY! lol
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