Barbershop Talk pt. 2

Monty



Aye what up john l... Been a lil minute since I been n the shop so that means I got some shit to tell... I swear man some shit that's bound to damn me to hell! (Shakn my head) I ended up going to jail!!! Over this crazy stalkn ass chick named Lanell... I had to hit her over the head with a pale til she was pale... some crazy shit son!



John L.



Damn son that shit is crazy... I ended up gettin an ol lady... But she played me cuz I told her I didn’t want a baby...but that was 3 months ago... Now im once again single... Started messin with this Phillppino who’s bilingual... I like it when she screams yo... She starts speakin in her native language... I don’t understand it... But it’s entertaining... What happened with you and Amy?



Monty



Lol Amy!? That girl she too crazy... well n bed!!! Shhhhit! She gives the best head! Im talkn bout Corinne Stephens or whatever that vixen name is! But that was just sumn to kill time... u know the biz lol... but she had some nice twins... 36d's to be exact! Slim waste and I can sit a bottle on her back! But back to the subject at hand... she won't even let ya boy be a man! It’s good to be treated out sometimes! But shit sometimes she be gettn outta line! So I had to put her back n place where she belong... she wasn't even a starter so I told her to sit down or be gone!



John L.



Ha son u wrong... Reminds me of Samone... Son she still won’t leave me alone... Calling me up to bone... Textn me "why u not answern the phone" i should have neva hit it... She’s a-dick-ted... Can’t lie... She hella pretty... But her behavior is senseless like ur lil boo Whitney...



Monty



Hahahaaa! Aw man Whitney! Chick actually wantd to whip me! Naw that's to kinky! Well at least for me! The only whipping that goes on is when I whip the dick out! Or maybe a lil whipped cream if she wanna go the kinky route! But she was bout that! Son but my ex boo Lynette! Ooooo we used to roll play like the song off of trey day! With them fish nets on! She used to be the hooker! And I used to throw her n the back seat so I can "book her" if u know what I mean! Haha! Like a cop car!!! She used to love when I used to cuff her and beat down them walls! But what bout yo ex?! What's her name? Shit.... oh yeah Giselle!



John L.



Well... Shorty just text me. Said she want sex me lol smiley face...lol at Trey... That song is so simple yet so true... I get so many texts from fees sayin what they wanna do... I met this girl in the club she texted "take me home with you" got in my car... She pull out my ish and was on it fool... I told her chill i don’t know you like dat... She said don’t worry i won’t get attached... So i hit her up just to cut... And she always down 2 fuck...



Monty



Lol oohhhh my nigga I remember that story! That's too damn horny!!! But this one chick was str8 up insatiable! She so much of a freak she always wanted facials! Woah! Yeah! She love it when I hit it from the back! She wanna lay on her stomach so she won't be running like she bout to hit the track! And she love that ima XL man... but she don't be playn! Fuckn with them regular condoms I had too many to snap! Shit almost gave me a heart attack! So bad I had to hop on my sk8board! U remember that time I had to call u like I was bored?! But it was just that I was worried... good shit some smart people made that day after pill! Cuz I was liable to be killed! By my girl that is... hittn her telln her n 9 months im gonna have a kid... shiiiiiiiit! But we need to hit Cancun again! Remember them twins!? No habla ingles!



John L.



Si mi compadre... Muy bueno tu sabe... How can i forget Catalina and Sabrina...who specialized in sucking penis... They gave a new meaning to bilingual... Get it... Two tongues... Bi- lingual...ah man what a trip...next summer Cancun it is... Hopefully we run back into the twins... Cuz not only could they fuck...they food was the shit... And u know how i feel about Mexican food... I say it all the time... Taco's rule... But how the fees lookin this semester at school...



Monty



Son the fees always lookn breezy! Good thing I got G like young jeezy! Minus the dope boy image u know I gotta rock the dc's and the fitteds! Sk8board fresh is what I am! But lemme tell u bout this sk8board chick that I slammed! And u know she know how to take pain! She hit that head like she sk8! And that's real decent! I love a chick with piercings and tats like cat von dee! Oooowwweeeee! Nigga that bring a nigga down to his knees! But this Asian chick ling!? I had her screaming like she was n the band the ting tings... hahaha! But son please... u gotta update me on that other skeeze... oh my bad young lady... even though u told me after u smashed she asked when u gon pay me!? Too stupid!



John L.



Yea her… like i was suppose to know she was a porn star... I looked it up... She really was... But i had to tell her y should i pay when you came at me. U came twice b4 i did... That should be buy one get one free...please... Man i had to let her go...although she was a pro but u know how it go...meet a new one everyday... Like this girl i talk to name Kay Kay... She not from here she love it when i say ba-bae...so i say it and she claims she get wet. I didn’t believe her so i had to check... Son when i tell u she be leaking...Kay Kay be on some hot springs shit... And guess who her cuzin is... Keedie...



Monty



Hahaha! Keedie from the flats?! Nah her ass sit off her back!!! Bout a foot and a half to be exact! Retarded! But she know what she doin cuz she always flaunt it! I had some fun with that ass! Speaking of... JOHN DIDN'T U SMASH?! Nigga caring is sharing in my book! But my girl Shawna a knock out like Mike Tyson left hook! Boy oh boy... I love it when she play with that pussy n front of me with them toys... man im bout to hit her up right now! (650-2510) aye my nigga be quiet right quick... after I leave the shop im bout to swing through and give her that dick... **on the phone** aye what's good Shawna this the misfit! In bout 40 ima come through and give u that dick! But it gotta be quick! I got work at 6! **hangn up** yeah my nigga it is what it is! Hahaha!



John L.

Wait you said six five o twenty five ten... Look at this text... Six five o twenty five ten...smh...son we did it again...but i neva hit...she just a cute face i use to make my ex jealous. small world... they have a class together...speaking of small world guess who i ran into...Tracy from Mrs. Vanhook’s homeroom....i haven’t seen her since high school. she still a fool...booty gotta bigger too...u know i had to scoop...



Monty



Shame... u shoulda played the game! Better yet u shoulda made it! But this girl 2 days ago who I stayed with, she played with the ball like her name Joe namith! Haha! Retarded on the field... I love it when she wear my t-shirt and them 6 inch stiletto heals... now that's sexy... and she always knows how to impress me! And she got a pussy that taste so sweet like she was made of nothn but candy!



John L.



Speaking of candy… my girl Candy from Miami... Half black half Spanish... All man she... Got the be the best i ever had... Met her in a calisthenics class... Son that ass... She bad... Peep the pic she sent to my phone... See what im sayin... Long hair thick red bone... Plus she speaks Spanish too... She only down here for school... And goes back home every summer...sometimes i wonder... I think i love her... Personality cool, she can cook too...and man she got a great voice for phone sex... I aint even with that but i love to do it with her... And son peep it... She squirts... My first time experiencing it... I was like what… are u serious... Im talking sheets hella wet... Yea man she the best... Loves to have sex. Speaks spanish when i hit... man SHIT. Im bout to call her right quick... (phone rings)... Damn she ain’t answer... But she bad son...



Monty



Lol wwwoooaaahhh yeah that's crazy son!!!! This Latina I hit I had her on the run! Like she was going for the border... but I got my slimmies lined up n an order... categorized and the one who works the hardest gets this hard prize! Its n the golden wrapper like Willie Wonka! But my girl Lindsay have that dump truck ass like Tonka! See she know how to back it up and dump it back, back it up and dump iiiit! Shiiiit! My nigga but all n all im just tryna have some fun... but the best fun I have is when I make Kelly cum! She's im talkn bout d's muh fucka d's Rosie Perez! When she ride’n the dick I love to see em jump! I swear she blessed!



John L.



YES... Gotta love those breasts... Like Nicky chest... White girl from Quebec... Son she a mess... Love to give neck... One of them banana swallowers... Nice ass too all the men follow her. But not me. Guess that’s y she said im unique... Plus she loves dark meat... I call her my Popeye’s freak... Cuz for dark meat her eyes pop... Lol i need to stop... But i can’t... I think i got an Eric Benet complex... I love sex. Damn hold on another text. (Checking phone) o shit it’s that half black half Spanish chick... She said she gettin her hair fix. Sorry she can’t answer the phone... She’s gonna call me when she get home...looks like tonight it’s on...



Monty



On and poppn like Chris Breezy! But son this chick named Hope wanna buy me them yeezys! And it aint even my birthday! But anyway she holln bout she luv my word play and I can give her that dick any day! And I do... but shoot after this u wanna go shoot hoops?! Oh wait... I forgot im goin over by ol girl... ima give her that dick til her hair curl!!! Her hair str8 cuz she Creole! And her girls call her a cradle robber cuz she 30 yrs old... it is what it is!



John L.

Ahh i see you got u a milf... Gotta love them cougars... I got one that’s married… be beggin me to do her... I hit her with that Smokey... Ms. Parker you need some young meat... Who would have thought that she was a freak... Son one time i did something so daring... I smashed while her husband was there sleep... Crazy... Hopped in and out the window... She was glad that day to not have to use her dildo... Poor lady...



Monty



Lol shit son y didn't u aint get her to use that dildo and tickle her clit while u in?! I know I woulda.... but I love me a geek! They be the ones that's a stone cold freak! I beat the pussy eat the pussy til she weak! She aint recover til the next week! Her names Angie and she love when I hit it deep! See na she's a freak... but she bout the butt sex! And that's one place I don't go so I hollered NEXT!



John L.



Speakin of next son im up next... I gotta get fresh... Hit me up when you come in here again im sure we will have stories to tell



Monty



U right my nigga! We'll im bout to smash and then make these figgas! Be easy...