Saturday, March 13, 2010

Barbershop Talk pt 3

Ashley

"VOULEZ VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SORI?" - "DID SHE JUST SPIT SOME EXOTIC SHIT?" - Ya its french?- you french? - naa im just a boogie b*tch- haha just playin ima real sweet chick - especially if ya lick my cl*t- i can leave my sugar on ya top lip... - i mean are you just going stare or can i sit? ....so what are yall doin? talkin shit? - let me guess braggin about the chicks yall hit?..


Monty

whats good mama? dont u come up in here startin drama! shit but me and john just talkin bout some shit u dont need to hear... we talkin bout some shit thats too graphic for ya pretty lil ears... but u talkin bout all that clit lickin and shit! im a fool with the tongue but im a beast with my dick! just a lil tip to ya... i can hit it from the back, grab ya hips! thats how i will do ya! by the way, my name's monty aka mr. metric ruler *wink*


John

WOOO... monty don't do that to her... I don't think she ready... You must have her confused with Becky... Real Name Sherri... but you know y we don't call her by her name... But Ms. I Want my clit licked if you think you can handle the conversation... please join in with no hesitation... cuz that was a bold statement and if you look just as good as you do now naked... my tongue might find a new spot to vacation...


Ashley

Well .. vacation on this blasian - yeah im black and asian - why dont you put ya tongue down there and give me that good sensation - nice to meet you monty aka mr metric ruler - is that ya phone in ya pocket or am i really given you a boner ;) - well now what your name- john it is - its nice to meet you guys - whats up for tonight? - yall thinkin Minaj? - lets find a room and close the door - ima mind freak - now monty i heard your bodys yours?


Monty

oowee john yeah i remember lil beck, ms blasian no disrespect but she was bad! ass was so big i bet if u poked that bitch with a pin it would deflate and sag! but nah no boner... just natural package... and with my package i will ship u to another world... yeah im a savage! yeah i will ravage... you! i can mike tyse ya pussy til its black and blue! and we can do a minaj... im down... but im the selfish type! i aint the one to clown around! im somethin serious in the sheets... haha john u remember that time with old girl monique?!


John

How can I forget Monique aka Monique Da Skeet… Wettin up all the sheets with a taste so sweet… But Ms. Ashley… so you’re a mind freak I see… How sweet… you want to see how our thoughts process…That’s cool cuz I’m tired of havin just sex… my conversation alone could get you wet…there’s never been one to reach me mentally that’s why I’m always on to the next… but shit… I’ll caress your mental… how you want it? Complex or simple… we can talk Haiti or Nintendo… what you tryin to get into…


Ashley

hold up hold up these girls aint me - you kno what monty you remind me of this dude - matter fact a couple - they spit the same sh*t you do. but thats not nothin new.. guys come in groups lames xtra lames and then theres you. just playin my n*g - im just feelin a lil disrespected - yall talkin about chicks i have nothing to do with - but ole girl monique is a real cool chick- i remember her saying somtin about you and your d*ck.....mmm...[thinks] ..[giggles] nothin - oo john mind sex is so much better - the deeper the better - the more complex the wetter - i get - thats the best way to please this chick.play with my brain - stimulate it all day - four play - lets create words and role play..now what do ya say?


Monty

but the thing is ash these niggas AINT me! they can NEVER be me! im more than just word play... i can take u higher than where birds play... i can make u get wetter than a fish in the sea.... see me... i can stimulate every inch of ya body... even the place u think... but i dont mean no disrespect... aint no need to TRY to put me in check! lol before i yell NEXT! just playin witcha baby girl.... but back to the freaky shit.... with my tongue i can play witcha pearl!


John

Wait… she said mind sex… now if you know me I don’t mind… sex… LOL just playin… I know what you mean… and it would be my pleasure to get in between your mental and physical… we might create something spiritual all within the comfort of my living room… candles lit… dinner maybe…? maybe not…?you pick the topic… I pick the spot… It’s getting hot… Monty talkin that ol freaky shit… and I won’t mention no other chicks as long as you allow me to be the person you share your secrets with… So what it is? You want my full attention… Monty we can talk about ya girl nem later pimpin… Ashley has gained my interest…


Ashley

Touche' my n*g i didnt mean to jump to conclusions - but you was just runnin the same game im use to - i guess you just goin to have to just prove it ;) - John im glad i sparked your interest - now listen and pay attention if you miss one sentence you might not get it. - im ashleysade' and i love to go deep - in the mind and in the sheets if you can satisfy that - then you can please - me- btw did i tell yall im a queen- i love to be treated like royalty - and i love to satisfy my king.. but he cant do that tongue thing - thats the only thing im missing.. ..sigh..


Monty

well ashleysade' i can treat u like a queen and more... i can please u more... stimulate the freak in u from mind to toe until u start to pour... if royalty u want then royalty u get... as long as u can reciprocate, by my side u can fit... cuz i plan on going to the top and i dont need a chick who aint down... cuz love, im another world bound! u comin with? see this aint no shit that these other niggas spit! and i dont just spit i make shit happen... while these lame niggas laughin thats all im doin is lappin! around these lames... but i can be ya king that'll make u scream my name... mentally cuz i can please u physically... ima be blount and just say... *ahem* I CAN EAT THE FUCK OUTCHA PUSSY!


John

Son she told me pay attention I might miss it… I got credit… I’ll catch it if I miss it… there’s no declining with me… soo… deep in the mind and the sheets… is like a wet dream… get it…naaa…you probably missed it…And QUEEN… you don’t know how long I’ve been looking for a queen… I’ll have you Cummin in America Like Hakeem… automatic… no Semi... give me… one night… and you might just fall in love instantly… and if ya man can’t please ya… leave um…You can be the student I’ll be the teacher… matter fact… scratch that… I’ve been dying to learn something new… so show me what you can do… let’s play chess… you make the first move… show me you’re the queen… let me know you’re the truth…


Ashley

Man are yall sure we in a barbershop - cuz i feel like im losing my top- so much commotion -yall like the battle between my logic and emotion- See monty you got my body and John you got my mind -see- yall we make the perfect Minaj 3 - haha that can be the name of our team! -lets cut straight to the point - we all freaks- and its obvious we love sex and poetry- words and floetry -expressin our inner seed and fuckin in the sheets- thats a combination of us three - we need to build our dynasty and rule the world with our creativity - yall with me ?


Monty

I'm with u Ashley but u don't need 2 kings! All u need is me and I'll hold u down for eternity see.... I'm the nigga to please u! I can teach u some shit that'll make u wanna repent! my dick so good u can say it was heaven sent! But don't get bent outta shape ma... I just wanna know how much u can take nah... cuz I'm a big boy ya dig? U can keep the toys in the drawer when I come through with the dick...


John

So I have your mind now I want your body... Let me inside it... You want it. Don't hide it... I aint with the fighting the decision is urs...I guess mr. Sharing is caring can't back up his words... No worries cuz I got the most important part... your mind... As soon as he buy that wine... I just creep up from behind... Word to biggie if I hit it... You'll be scratchin and kickin...you'll love when I lick it cuz my tongue is addictive... I stick it in deep ur right I'm a freak... And I love to eat... Shine my lips up like grease...


Ashley

HaHa these games are fun - but i came here to get my eyebrows done - yall dudes can run - some game - cuz yall almost drove me insane - trying to figure out which one ima let bang - but im not going to fall for the tricks and land on yalls dicks - cuz ima be the topic of conversation of ya next barbershop trip - "man you remember that chick" - "the mind freak bitch - yeah i hit" - and then exposin my shit. haha yall silly boys tricks are for kids and treats are for me - once you satisfy my sugar craving - then you can [taste] my treat but you can't have the full [queen].... [peace]


Monty

wwoooowww... son.... i gotta get her! i aint never have no chick to pull that shit so i gotta get with her! she got game like ray... allen and denzel! hell, over her i'll go to jail! lol she got attitude and plus she fuckin fine! thats y i gotta make her mine! after i get this line i gotta go after her.... FUCK SHE FINE!!!!!


John

Lol ya man she bad I can't lie she was the best sex I never had... Look at her over there in that chair gettin her eyebrows done... She put us in our place she got to be the one... I tell u what u betta run cuz if ur not done when she's done I'ma crush ur chances like big pun... Fuck a hair cut... Ill come back tomorrow... I have a feelin she feelin me...she just playin the hard role... Puttin on a poker face like lady gaga... But if I play my cards right... She might let me holla... But I aint trippin... It is what it is... I'm up next... I'm holla at ya kid... Peace


Monty

iight son... one! fuck it! she right .. this shit just for fun!

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